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Jamie
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Where do babies come from................

One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and
announced that her friend had told her where babies
come from.

Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie, why
don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK ... the Mummy
and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the
Daddy's thingee sort of stands up, and then Mummy puts
it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and
that's how you get babies."

Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye
to eye and said, "Oh, darling, that's sweet, but
that's not how you get babies. That's how you get
jewellery. "
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her mum sounds like a slag to me.
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Oh dear
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I thought it was a stork?
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belly button aint it?
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Can men have babies
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Arnie can
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Wierd film but *in austrian* 'cooooooool'

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theres a guy from india that had his brother inside of him. it was still growing as a foetus, had hair, and teeth. made me ill
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quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
theres a guy from india that had his brother inside of him. it was still growing as a foetus, had hair, and teeth. made me ill


Yeah saw that on tv, the foetus looked like a giant kfc

 
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