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--Dave--
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you go for a dump and when you wipe your ass there's hardly anything on the tissue?

I sure do
purple_corsa_gls
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Yesh. I hate splash backs though. I deposit an amount of toilet tissue down the toilet beforehand to prevent them
3CorsaMeal
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yeah, makes a pleasant change
R Lee
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splashbacks are nasty!
Jamescorsa97
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LMAO!!!!!
--Dave--
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i did a thread about splashbacks, never knew about the tissue trick, I have learnt though

Only last night, went for a curry and then a shit and almost lost my finger up my bottom when i went to wipe there was that much shit around my piece.

Tom
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Nice thread
--Dave--
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sassyminx
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ewww
CraigyG
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Lmfao

Andrew
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turbodreams
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dont you hate it when you wipe your ass and you look at the tissue and see this

CorsAsh
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I hate the "neverending turd", when no matter how many times you wipe your arse, theres always some left... End up using about 40 bog rolls...
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When there is no sh*t to clean off your ass, I refer to this as an 'Angel'
AndyW
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no its a magic poo!

wen u av a poo u n it seems to av dissapeared from the toilet and theres no residue on the paper...its like it never happened but u know it did
Hagger
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the official name is a teflon turd
(non stick shit innit)

havent you read the good poo guide
Demo
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no its the hudini
CorsaLad16v
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usually means it never touched the sides... so u all been bummed by bigger boys IMO
--Dave--
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think i would have remember that mate.

although there was that time in the prison showers.......

[Edited on 02-09-2004 by --Dave--]
Ben
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wheres the list of names for shits?

 
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