Shelly
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A train hits a bus load of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past
St.Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl (from Chelmsford) the same question,
"Joanne have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and the girl from Romford is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy!
What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water, I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!
 
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Robbo
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willay
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!!!!!!!!
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Natalie
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He he 
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Deekiboy
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Class Joke! A was pishing ma self there and the tutor asked me what was so funny!
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leeshez
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Good old joke
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