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Author Here is my joke
Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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15th Sep 04 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

>Tongue Twister
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>How's about a bit of tongue twister.......
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>What do you call a donkey with one leg?
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>A wonky donkey
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>What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
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>A winky wonky donkey
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>What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
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>A bonky winky wonky donkey
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>What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
>breaking wind?
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>A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
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>What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
>breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
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>A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
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>What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
>breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
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>A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
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>What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
>breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus?
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>F**kin' talented
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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15th Sep 04 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My mate at work uses this ALL the time, i was gonna try and put it in the other thread but couldn't remember...

Have done 3 on the end though that make me piss meself

 
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