Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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haha yeh I get these all the time...
I remember the first time it happened, was in reading at some bar. Went to the toilets, took a slash and went to the sink to wash my hands... He was standing right next to me... he said some shit that I didn't understand then handed me some tissue to dry my hands and went to spray me with some shit!
Then held out his hand as if for money...
however, in my drunk state I just said 'Cheers' - and then shook his hand that he was holding out, with my hand that had piss on it and I hadn't washed properly
It was only later when I saw people give him money I realised what it was all about
I also once was gonna give some money to one of the guys coz he was pretty helpful... But just before I handed him a quid! yes 1 pound I saw a guy before me hand him a fiver or tenner?!?!?!
this made me think, fuck I don't wanna look like a pikey only giving him 1 quid - so walked off instead giving him nothing lol
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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I thought it was just up here, we used to have them in just the one club.
Now they are in every single club in Aberdeen, mainly on friday/saturday night now.
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liamC
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quote: Originally posted by Drive Fast Live Young
in your local nightclub do u get the same freshen up bloke (tents to be afro carrabian) who sits in the toilet, who sings the same song.
'If you want some pussy, u better freshen up'
All the clubs round my way av the same and it aint the same bloke, lol
[Edited on 15-09-2004 by Drive Fast Live Young]
They are in 80% of every bar in Newcastle & in every club. Fucking joke.
Gotta take an extra tenner out to pay to have a piss!
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
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i dont bother washing my hands
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liamC
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quote: Originally posted by Dave17
i dont bother washing my hands
Me neither nowadays! I try to peg it out the door before I have to pay for my piss!
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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quote: Originally posted by Drive Fast Live Young
in your local nightclub do u get the same freshen up bloke (tents to be afro carrabian) who sits in the toilet, who sings the same song.
'If you want some pussy, u better freshen up'
All the clubs round my way av the same and it aint the same bloke, lol
[Edited on 15-09-2004 by Drive Fast Live Young]
amadeus all the way baby! ha hes such a top bloke!
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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lol tell him to GTF
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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na he always gives me sprays amd says " no worries" and i dont pay him! but aint been to amadeus for a while so he's probablt say G T F now ha ha
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
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in heaven & hell in blackburn they charge
50p stick of chewing gum
£1 for a squirt of perfume
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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Bloke in revo says that
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Robbo
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There was one in Berties but never come across them b4 :S
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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I have never seen this
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Drysdale
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Registered: 20th May 04
Location: Milton Keynes
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lmao is it the same in every place then? We get the same guy (or used to) at a club called 'Toad' in Milton Keynes...was a fillipino guy who said the same thing. Offered 2 shots of aftershave for £6 once! Me being out of my head fell for it...twice in one night.
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S1MON
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Registered: 9th Nov 01
Location: Woodley, Berkshire
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yer we hav then try to sell you bog roll, we always steal his men's frageance!!
i bet they earn a few bob will all the pissheads the presuede to release there valuable beer tokens
[Edited on 16-09-2004 by S1MON]
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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Everyclub, every bar has it in Reading
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S1MON
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Registered: 9th Nov 01
Location: Woodley, Berkshire
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exactly, and in the birds bogs as well... bollocks do i ever give them anything
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