Matt H
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what was nelly the elephant called when after she said goodbye to the circus?
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Nath
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Steve?
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Laney
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Jobless bum?
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Matt H
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no she was called nelly. even though she was still an elephant she decided a name change would be a good idea so no one got her confused with the elephant called nelly who used to work for the circus
funny eh?
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leeshez
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Matt H
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quote: Originally posted by leeshez
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GTF
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Woollard
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matt h, i know my joke was lame, that was why i was laughing, in a way i was laughing at myself for laughing, therfore luaghing alot....laugh
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Matt H
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Matt H
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quote: Originally posted by Woollard
my joke was lame
all you needed to put
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leeshez
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Im to P****D to care
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Woollard
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what is blue and doesnt fit??
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leeshez
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U in a bag
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Woollard
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a dead epileptic
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CorsAsh
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Whats blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
-A baby with slashed armbands
Whats red and orange and floats on a swimming pool?
-A slashed baby wearing armbands
Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
-A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle eating its way out...
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Woollard
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i have a very cruel joke, it may offend many people, votes on if you think i should post it, plse reply below, yes or no
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Matt H
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is it about postman pat?
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CorsAsh
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Whats Black and White and Red and Blue?
-Jess after Pat's slashed him and thrown him in his swimming pool
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Woollard
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no, ive already posted that quality joke.
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Matt H
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go on
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Woollard
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well as you have asked so nicely.
what 12 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream
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Matt H
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a dead person thats 12" tall?
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CorsAsh
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Cot Death
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Woollard
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corsa ash, correct
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