J da Silva
Member
Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
User status: Offline
|
Ok boredom has won!
A WOMAN stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
She rang the doorbell, walked in, and was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites
him no end. Every time he sees me in this dress he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she stripped, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting
for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
|
