leeshez
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> > > >An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.
> > > >
> > > >They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in
the
> > > >corner.
> > > >
> > > >He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
> > > > >They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My
> > > >God,it's Jesus!"
> > > >
> > > >Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send
him
over
> > > >a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
> > > >
> > > >Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and
drinks
the
> > > >pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the
> > > drinks,
> > > >Jesus approaches the trio.
> > > >
> > > >He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking
him
for
> > > >the Guinness.
> > > >
> > > >When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "Be
Jayzez!The
> > > >arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. By the love of God,
it's a
> > > >miracle!"
> > > >
> > > >Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the
lager.As he
> > > >lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad
> > > back
> > > >I've Had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
> > > >
> > > >Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and
table
in
> > > trying to
> > > >get away from the Son of God.
> > > >
> > > >"What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus.
> > > >
> > > >The Scouser shouts, "F*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"
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