dragoncorsa
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Registered: 2nd May 02
Location: manchester, GSImerit??????
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and you thought it was difficult!!!!!!
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. acarpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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That's just if she's an easygoing kind of girl.
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Shane
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quote: Originally posted by VenomTurbo
That's just if she's an easygoing kind of girl.
yer your lucky to get 1 like that
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J da Silva
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My lass is easygoing actually, she doesn't mind me looking at skirt, going out with the boys, watching porn or inviting the lads round for a game of pool.
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dragoncorsa
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Registered: 2nd May 02
Location: manchester, GSImerit??????
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lol y dont girls understand that men need feedin then we r ready 4 sex again lol i cant understand how they dont understand that!
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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!!!
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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its impossible. I wait for 2-3 months for sex with my girlfriend.
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
its impossible. I wait for 2-3 months for sex with my girlfriend.
but u must cheat on her surely! u MUST i cant go max absoloute max of 2 weeks without sex!
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vibrio
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sex is not everything
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John
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quote: Originally posted by sunnyb
quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
its impossible. I wait for 2-3 months for sex with my girlfriend.
but u must cheat on her surely! u MUST i cant go max absoloute max of 2 weeks without sex!
I bet from the fact u say that you have been going for the past 16 years without sex.
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Corsa Sport Gav
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Registered: 12th Feb 03
Location: Durham, County Durham Drives: A6 Allroad
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tell me about it , was at my gf's lastnight watching and film.... thn after 40min she started crying.. i was like wuts up she sed ur ignoring me... i was like were watching a film ffs!!!
[Edited on 13-11-2004 by Punto_Gav]
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shawboy
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Registered: 1st Jul 02
Location: Wombwell, Barnsley
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
sex is not everything
i agree
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MikeE
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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote: Originally posted by Punto_Gav
tell me about it , was at my gf's lastnight watching and film.... thn after 40min she started crying.. i was like wuts up she sed ur ignoring me... i was like were watching a film ffs!!!
[Edited on 13-11-2004 by Punto_Gav]
i would want to cry for the fact women do things like that to confusing
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote: Originally posted by shawboy
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
sex is not everything
i agree
i disagree
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
quote: Originally posted by shawboy
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
sex is not everything
i agree
i disagree
i agree to a degree
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