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Author The shittest chat up line I have ever heard!
Ojc
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   1st Mar 04 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Rach was out in town on Saturday, she looked stunning before she went out.

Anyway, she was in Ice Bar in Reading and some cock went up to her and said

"Do you want a fight so we can both get chucked out?"

WTF? WTF?
Tracey
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Robbo
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PMSL
3CorsaMeal
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1st Mar 04 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did she inform him that she had a BF with a nova?
orange_juice
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1st Mar 04 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL
Bonzai
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1st Mar 04 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
did she inform him that she had a BF with a nova?


Pablo
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FPMSL
Ojc
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1st Mar 04 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She said that she would "knock him out"
orange_juice
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1st Mar 04 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
She said that she would "knock him out"

Because he didn't have a Nova????
Robbo
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1st Mar 04 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*Momma said knock u out*
Ojc
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1st Mar 04 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nova 1.6 16v
MatthewR
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1st Mar 04 at 10:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Where were u???
Gambit
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1st Mar 04 at 11:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he was hiding in the toilets
MatthewR
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1st Mar 04 at 11:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Driving sround town in the nova
vibrio
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1st Mar 04 at 11:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
did she inform him that she had a BF with a nova?


she was too embarised
Ojc
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1st Mar 04 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
Where were u???


At home in the garage cleaning my engine

Could'nt be arsed to go out, all my mates were in town.

I'm going out tonight, I prefer Monday nights in Reading.
Tom
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1st Mar 04 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what a line best warn my byatch to beware
3CorsaMeal
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19th Nov 04 at 11:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
innit fo sure rude shizzle
Tom
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19th Nov 04 at 12:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
what a line best warn my byatch to beware


Oh how things change
vibrio
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19th Nov 04 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
did she inform him that she had a BF with a nova?


that would have given him the idea that she was a slutty chav
Jason Iles
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19th Nov 04 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can she catch?


Cause she has 2 balls coming her way
Rileysport
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19th Nov 04 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
som guy tried rubbing up next to my bird in the club... before i could deck him, she'd broke his nose... and we got chucked out
Ojc
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19th Nov 04 at 16:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can I break your anus?
boyracer2002
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19th Nov 04 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
De dum dum TISH

even i cam do better than that PMSL
mav
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19th Nov 04 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I know I am no Fred flinstone but I sure could make your bedrock

 
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