Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Ok so I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon if you call someone up and all they hear down the line is you breathing heavily whilst spanking the monkey...
.. but what if THEY'VE called YOU? How does that work if they want to report you?
Just wondering because I'm sending my number out to a very special lady
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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your gay
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Probably the police and they would firstly warn you and tell you to stoppit
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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lynne may well be breathing heavily but then thats becasue any movment is a strain on the little lady
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
your gay
you're just jealous he's not breathing heavily down the phone to you
*edited cause Drew's a pedantic sod
[Edited on 23-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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dont answer the phone while your cracking one off!
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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quote: Originally posted by mistdotcom
dont answer the phone while your cracking one off!
To be fair, the other party would never get through then
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
your gay
you're just jealous he's not breathig heavily down the phone to you
true
i may have to u2u him my number
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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buy an answer machine then
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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I'm waiting.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by Joff
I'm waiting.
You should get an automated answering service...
"Welcome to the Joff Hotline...
Press 1 for husky, heavy breathing
Press 2 for slapping noises
Press 3 to hear someones mum bein ruined"
Calls cost £1.50/min, calls may be recorded, you are officially a sicko to ring the number
[Edited on 23-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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u2u sent
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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I have a number... should I call?
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
your gay
you're just jealous he's not breathig heavily down the phone to you
breathing
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by Drew
quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
your gay
you're just jealous he's not breathig heavily down the phone to you
breathing
FFS, will you just go and get banned
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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can't halm anyone
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