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nik
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25th Nov 04 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge $80 an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
Jambo
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Colin
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Thats as old as Vibrio
Drew
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older id say
nik
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still funny though
loo_goblin
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haha, excellent
Gregor
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TNM
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old but funny.
Woollard
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I DONT GET THIS, HELP ME
John
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Don't think you should be allowed to drive a car if you don't get that.
HeNdie
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quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
I DONT GET THIS, HELP ME


same
Matt H
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go to the audi website. all shall be revealed
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leeshez
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Vor sprung da bollox
infinitycorsa
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ich haben einer big dick

 
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