leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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This might have been posted before but here goes Enjoy
A man escapes from a prison in the USA where he has been kept for 15
>>>years. He
>>>breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple
>>>in bed.
>>>
>>>He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the
>>>girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then
gets
>>>up and goes into the bathroom.
>>>
>>>While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy
is
>>>an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of
time
>>>in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck.
>>>If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you,
>>>just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This
guy
>>>is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
>>>honey. I love you."
>>>
>>>To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
>>>whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and
>>>asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to
find
>>>it. Be strong, honey. I love you too!"
>>>
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