SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Just went on a mission to maccy d`s, on the way back a mouse ran into the road. weird thing is it came out of the bushes running, and stopped about 30cm into the road so that it was perfectly aligned with my wheel. It just sat there, didnt have time to swerve because it waited to the last second. Its like it commited suicide or something, looked through rear view mirror and it was just a white mass with yoko avs tyre tread patter on it.
I feel bad, cos i have taken a life because i wanted to be a fat bastid and go to maccy d`s
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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1 down millions to go
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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I did the same, but not a murder mission earlier. large big tasty meal with banana milkshake
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Jules S
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Registered: 24th Dec 03
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This is weird....
Given the U2U I just sent SetH
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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yes it is, shes not here though.
I will get her some doughnuts from tescos tommorow
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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btw if it was a field mouse or similar the winter wudda killed it eventually
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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was it a heffer?
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SetH
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It was like a white rat hybrid thing, was weird.
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Jules S
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
was it a heffer?
Having Just joined HEFFER, i think SetH would have written of the SEAT if he hit one
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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can you swerve round heffers?
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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no, heffers are unavoidable
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Jules S
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
can you swerve round heffers?
You can, but make sure you have a full tank of fuel for the detour
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modded_corsa
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Registered: 9th May 03
Location: Middlesbrough
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not enough petrol to go round heffers
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SetH
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AdiSRI
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Registered: 1st May 02
Location: Berkshire
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i went to mc d's last night and a cat tried to commit suicide under my front wheel, luckily for cat/owner i was alert and managed to avoid the stupid thing...
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
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was it a rat or a mouse seth?
If it was a rat then good lad! Some one from McDonalds will be along soon to get it for some bugers.
If it was an iccle tiny cute mouse then your a fucking sick mofo!
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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poor little thing
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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i did this before but to a rabbit, worse thing is it got caught on my brake caliper and with the wide gaps in the alloys kept falling though so i got this
thud thud thud thud that changed due to speed
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mjw_2k2
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Registered: 18th Sep 03
Location: Anglesey, North Wales
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i almost hit a load of cows once, was pitch black i was doin 50 and went round a corner and road was full of black cows! very scary cos i slammed on brakes and skidded into em but they all moved lol scary tho! god its bad living in wales! fckin farmers
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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"poor little mite"
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