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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
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14th Dec 04 at 00:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

why wasnt jesus born in essex?




because they couldnt find 2 wise men and a virgin!!!




whats the difference between the israel army and jordan?

the israel army knew when to pull out of dwight york!!!

what do essex girls use for protection during sex?

a bus shelter


what does a peroxide blonde and a boeing 747 have in common??

they both have a black box





[Edited on 14-12-2004 by bradfincham]
mike_1.2LS96
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Registered: 23rd Oct 03
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14th Dec 04 at 00:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

they needed two? poor bitch
Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
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14th Dec 04 at 00:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

brad its 3 wise men,

and its whats the difference between Israel and dwight york, Israel knew when to pull out of Jordan.

country folk!

 
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