Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
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Yo Yo Yo Yo!!
I have been away in the Hong Kong Mountains studying 87 step drunken Mantis Boxing with a very talented Kung Fu Master for the last six months.
I am now fully adept in this style and plan to open up my own school, where I shall teach people how to levitate balls, be this penny floaters, or human testicles. However, they will not drop afterwards. If any sexy ladies would like to post a picture of themselves preferably stark buff top bollock naked, this should help my balls drop.
I hope you have all missed me, or if you dont know who I am, just pretend that you know me and have missed me.
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Tom
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You have not been gone for 6 months
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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No, you're right.
I've been away for 6 1/2 months.
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Tom
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Really have you still got your afro
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Yup, but its contained in Gel Twists at the minute...
I actually did some modelling work while I was gone too for Black Beauty and Hair mag.
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Tom
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:thumb:S have u actually been learning mad shit like above
I know someone who went to learn thai boxing properly in thailand for 4 months said it was mad
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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No, but I do Mantis Kung Fu anyway and have been doing for six years now.
Id love to go to Hong Kong to learn it properly with all the masters tho.
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3CorsaMeal
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i'm taught in the skill of chi
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Chi is the release energy from the body having charged it using various methods. Qi Gong is the most common.
Are you saying that you can basically fart with style?
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3CorsaMeal
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i can focus my chi into one finger and fcuk you up
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Im not into being finger bummed thanks!!!
Maybe after Xmas!
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Tom
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3cm i'm up for it like
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3CorsaMeal
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not done it for a while so i may be a little rusty
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