SteveW
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one of me girlies mates.. was watchin some Animal Planet thingy about Lions and other nasty beasties..
ME: "yeah and you gotta watch out for those Land Sharks too"
HER: "Land Sharks !, what they like then ?" (in a serious question)
ME: " errrrmm like sharks but with legs"
HER " sounds nasty"
another girlie
HER: "how far would you have to dig to get to the center of the earth ? "
ME: "too far, dont really know ? nobodys ever done it"
HER: "why not ?"
ME: "Cos they would die"
HER: "why?"
ME: "cos its a little hot down there"
HER "Really, i thought it was cold.. you learn something new every day"
ME "yes, yes YOU do!"
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
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i have another from hanna but i wont post, she might get upset
but keep them coming 
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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post it!! she wont know.
one i posted, i got threatened with her mum comin after me but its all good
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
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lol icy
hanna's always loved me alloys, she asked me to put them on her metro and i said no there too big, now she has a 4x4 dihatsu sport track.
hanna- can i have your alloys now
Me- no
Hanna- Why ( with a sulky face )
Me-coz you have a 4x4
Hanna- oh,why, wont the other 2 wheels work!?
all i could do is smile instead of wetting myself, i wasn't quite sure what she meant but made me laugh in me head
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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 she prob got it thinkin u'd end up givin her the wheels
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Corsa E-Tec
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i'd have given them to her if she didn't drive a 4x4 lol
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willay
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!!
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leeshez
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bradfincham
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Was in tescos with a mate last week, 3 of were going to share the cost of a crate of carling
he says to me oh heres the cash for my half
it took him about 20 minutes to realise what he said
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bradfincham
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Was in tescos with a mate last week, 3 of were going to share the cost of a crate of carling
he says to me oh heres the cash for my half
it took him about 20 minutes to realise what he said
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Mather.16v
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
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made me laugh the other week ......
ma gf was tryin to call her mate on her mobile but it wudnt ring so she says
: my fones fucked!
me : why ?
her : its sayin its not impossible to connect your call
i wasnt goin to try and explain just lmao
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neiliosxi
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Registered: 17th Dec 02
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pmsl! this thread has kept me occupied for about 20 mins!!!
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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i have divvy moments... sometimes i think i should have been blonde.
Was looking at pictures my mate took while he was in Africa, there was a pic of the Equator and in front of about 10 people I read the sign...
"You are now on the Ecuador". I said, "isn't Ecuador in America?"
(it was obviously equator)
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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my mam once asked when watching the footy (ball crossed line and then rolled back out) does that still count 
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
was watchin the news with my girlfriend it was about rape! and people using diazipan to knock people out! she said "isn't that what you put on a cake" so i chinned her
You lamped your lass? Wouldn't last two minutes with a proper bloke kid! 
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Richie B
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Registered: 18th Apr 04
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lmao, some mint 1s there
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Corsa_Carl
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Location: Darlington
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this lass i know has just bought a 1.0l fiat cinq and its got like www.peogout.com (how the fuk do u spell that lol) on the fukin thing 
and....
its pink, n she says thats the only reason she bought it lol.
all the girls who i know always say they r gona get a pink car !
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