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jr
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24th May 06 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://cars.msn.co.uk/carnews/ttclarksondec05/Default.asp

at some of them
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He also upset environmental group Greenpeace by saying he had 'wet dreams' about one of their ships sinking, prompting Ben Stewart of Greenpeace to brand him: "a class-A muppet and absolute plonker."

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quote:
"Most Americans barely have the brains to walk on their back legs,"





still reading...what next
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clarkson is a legend...
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'and went on to claim that starving black people in New Orleans were being shot by helicopter gunships rather than being rescued.'

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Not content with ramming Toyota’s into trees, Jeremy upset conservationists by driving a new Land Rover Discovery up to the top of Ben Tongue mountain in Scotland. Dave Morris, director of the Scottish Ramblers Association said: "We found Clarkson’s stunt highly irresponsible. Driving to the top of a mountain over open ground is inevitably going to cause damage to the countryside. It is wrong of the BBC to promote such hare-brained and reckless behaviour."


so farmers in big soddin tractors are ok?
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PMSL at him in that pic on concord. I rekons thats about 30 seconds before he hit him

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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The presenter said the new Mini should be made into a quintessentially German car with the addition of trafficators that mimicked Nazi salutes, a sat-nav system that directed the driver to invade Poland and a fan belt that lasted 10,000 years
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Clarksons great
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People who brand him racist for saying that about the Mini are exactly the people who need to be thrown out of our country, THEY are the people dragging it down, although Clarkson is anti Vauxhall I still find myself agreeing with most of what he says, he has a pasionate hatred of all things American like ones self.
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Make Clarkson Prime Minister

Sort this country right out haha
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
http://cars.msn.co.uk/carnews/ttclarksondec05/Default.asp

at some of them


No sign of me insulting him at Goodwood.
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Or Brands hatch in 1993 for that matter.
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Clarkson the legend. He says exactly what he thinks
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"a satellite navigation system that "only went to Poland"

not laughed so hard in a while
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMNgxoFkbyM&search=jeremy%20clarkson

the man's a legend
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jc for prime minestar

motorways would have no limits,
petrol would drop in price,
there would be no asylum seekers spunging off tax payers,

the uk would be such a better place with him behind the wheel so to speak, lol
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'The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like having unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.'

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he's old but funny

 
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