SteveW
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Socialism
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucracy
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
Traditional Capitalism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiples, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A Japanese Corporation
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them world-wide.
A German Corporation
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
An Italian Corporation
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Russian Corporation
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have 5 cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A Swiss Corporation
You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A Chinese Corporation
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Indian Corporation
You have two cows. You worship them.
An Irish Corporation
You have two cows. You claim government subsidies for eight cows.
A British Corporation
You have two cows. Both are mad.
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Gavin
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 pmsl 
[Edited on 04-07-2006 by Gavin]
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Pablo
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Ojc
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Same thing? 
Fascism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
The stupid fcuking Americans that write this sh1t really need to think before they type.
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
A British Corporation
You have two cows. Both are your mother
more like it
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abdus
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btw the title should be the ECONOMICS of cows
[Edited on 04-07-2006 by abdus]
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Eck
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Nazism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
thats brilliant
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Liam
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never seen this before
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Conway563
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andy1868
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sorry boss, fascism and nazism aren't the same thing. mussolini and franco were fascists and definately not nazis. To put it simply Nazism is fascism with more racism and tends to be alot more authoritarian
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drunkenfool
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Like it!
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R Lee
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good stuff
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Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
sorry boss, fascism and nazism aren't the same thing. mussolini and franco were fascists and definately not nazis. To put it simply Nazism is fascism with more racism and tends to be alot more authoritarian
OJC really isnt going to like this comment
[Edited on 06-07-2006 by Butler]
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