ainsley_brader
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: Tattershall, Lincolnshire
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There was a cucumber, a pickle and a penis sitting around talking about how awful their lives were.
The cucumber said "my life really sucks, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and toss me in a salad."
The pickle said "you think you have it bad, when i get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and spices and throw me in a jar."
The penis looked at the pickle and the cucumber and said "you think thats rough? When I get big fat and juicy, they pull a rubber tent over my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
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