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All Torque
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26th Aug 07 at 10:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Q. What's the mating call of the Sparrow?
A. Chirp Chirp.

Q. What's the mating call of the BlueBird?
A. Cheep Cheep.

Q. What's the mating call of the BlackBird?
A. 'Ear Tyrone stuff it up my arse.

Yup, I know...

Jake
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26th Aug 07 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tyrone was heeeeelarious in snatch
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[kudos][/kudos]
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Racist tbh pete
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
tyrone was heeeeelarious in snatch


[Bricktop's men]
Tyrone... you stupid fat bastard.
[/Bricktop's men]
Jake
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=RiW5YHYlLso

FUCKING at him getting out the car

[Edited on 26-08-2007 by jake]
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Marcy Marc

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quote:
Originally posted by jake
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RiW5YHYlLso

FUCKING at him getting out the car

[Edited on 26-08-2007 by jake]


"I thought he was a getaway driver... what the FUCK can he get away from?"
Kurt
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sd1

"whats that"
"this is a shotgun sol"
"its a f***king anti aircraft gun vincent"
"yeah well i wanna raise some pulses dont i"




[Edited on 26-08-2007 by Kurt]
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FLOL. i so need to watch snatch again.
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
sd1

"whats that"
"this is a shotgun sol"
"its a f***king anti aircraft gun vincent"
"yeah well i wanna raise some pulses dont i"




[Edited on 26-08-2007 by Kurt]


"You'll raise hell, nevermind pulses!"

Fucking LOVE that film.
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Little Johnny misses a day at school.

He comes back the next day and the teacher asks why he was off.

"Sorry Miss," he replied, "Daddy got burned"

"Oh dear" says the teacher, "I do hope it wasn't serious"

"Well Miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium . . . . "
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A blind man walks into a shop with his guide dog. He stops in the middle, picks up his dog, and swings it around and around over his head.

An assistant comes over and says: "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

"I'm browsing."
Chris F
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26th Aug 07 at 13:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im going to watch this now lol
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how come the car didnt have a rear veiw mirror? funny as fuck film though
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoPYFD9Eno&mode=related&search=
Chris F
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quote:
Originally posted by lil_g04
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoPYFD9Eno&mode=related&search=


Butler
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Hes done a rally driving course, aint ya tyrone?

Course I 'av!


(iirc) Classic film though
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Where can I "view" this film online, looks ace
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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisBoom
Where can I "view" this film online, looks ace


u can probly get it for a fiver at HMV or something now

 
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