Robbbbb
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Registered: 31st Jan 07
Location: Portsmouth, Hampshire
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Little Johnny walks in to his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts 'get out'!!!
A little while later johnny`s dad hears a commotion coming from johnny`s room, he rushes in and is horrified to see johnny shagging his gran --- johnny just looks at him and says 'not so f*cking funny when its your mum is it'
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RyanSxi
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omg, i saw this joke yesterday (although wasn't little jonny was just some boy) and thought. this sounds like a little jonny joke 
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Fro
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All Torque
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Little Johnny missed a day of school and when his teacher asked him why he said "Because my daddy was burnt"
the teacher said "Well, thats not too bad, nothing to miss a day of school over"
Little Johnny said "Well miss, they don't fuck around at the crematorium..."
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Robbbbb
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Little Johnny missed a day of school and when his teacher asked him why he said "Because my daddy was burnt"
the teacher said "Well, thats not too bad, nothing to miss a day of school over"
Little Johnny said "Well miss, they don't fuck around at the crematorium..."
HAHA on the subject of funny crap, just received this....
clicky
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Ricky352
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Registered: 6th Apr 07
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbbbb
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Little Johnny missed a day of school and when his teacher asked him why he said "Because my daddy was burnt"
the teacher said "Well, thats not too bad, nothing to miss a day of school over"
Little Johnny said "Well miss, they don't fuck around at the crematorium..."
HAHA on the subject of funny crap, just received this....
clicky
LMFAO
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