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dave17
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7th Sep 07 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Boy: 'Were going to have sex tonight'
Girl: 'Oh really, whys that?'
Boy: 'Because im stronger than you'
Mike
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Chris F
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7th Sep 07 at 13:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not rape if u shout surprise first

[Edited on 07-09-2007 by CorsaCF]
Batmanman
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7th Sep 07 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ahahahhaaa!!



- Is Your name gillette cause your the best a man can get?

- Is Your Name Jacobs? cause your a cracker!
paul.mitchell1984
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7th Sep 07 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
b - are you ok?
g - yes why
b - must have hurt when you fell from heaven

cheeesssy
dave17
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7th Sep 07 at 14:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
none of those will get you anywher
Batmanman
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quote:
Originally posted by paul.mitchell1984
b - are you ok?
g - yes why
b - must have hurt when you fell from heaven

cheeesssy


ohh baby..
Batmanman
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quote:
Originally posted by Batmanman
quote:
Originally posted by paul.mitchell1984
b - are you ok?
g - yes why
b - must have hurt when you fell from heaven

cheeesssy


ohh baby.. take me now..
Aaron
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7th Sep 07 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Batmanman
quote:
Originally posted by Batmanman
quote:
Originally posted by paul.mitchell1984
b - are you ok?
g - yes why
b - must have hurt when you fell from heaven

cheeesssy


ohh baby.. take me now..


Ghey
gianluigi
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7th Sep 07 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsaCF
Not rape if u shout surprise first

[Edited on 07-09-2007 by CorsaCF]


you better get yourself a good solicitor
andy1868
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7th Sep 07 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together

[Edited on 07-09-2007 by andy1868]
Batmanman
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together

[Edited on 07-09-2007 by andy1868]


would that not have worked better if you had said "u and i"?
Chris F
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7th Sep 07 at 14:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by CorsaCF
Not rape if u shout surprise first

[Edited on 07-09-2007 by CorsaCF]


you better get yourself a good solicitor


At the mo im ok
Batmanman
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mother fucker..
andy1868
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you even quoted the edit FAIL
Batmanman
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bah, it wasnt an edit when i pressed quote i tell you
andy1868
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7th Sep 07 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
alright then
dave17
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this thread is about the chat up line i posted, its not called 'chat up line(s)'
Matt H
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7th Sep 07 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What speaks French & likes blow jobs?







"Moi"
andy1868
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the thread evolved dave, sorry
Jules S
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7th Sep 07 at 14:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
Boy: 'Were going to have sex tonight'
Girl: 'Oh really, whys that?'
Boy: 'Because im stronger than you'


My guess is that she would probably look at you a bit funny
Chris F
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7th Sep 07 at 14:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
What speaks French & likes blow jobs?







"Moi"


Poor
Theham85
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7th Sep 07 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The worst one ever ha ha ha

"Grab yer coat, ave got a knife"

 
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