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Author Joke (See if I can do better than Kathryns)
Matt H
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A rich bloke from barnsley goes into a jewelers

"A up, can tha make us a gold statue o' mi dog?"

Jeweler asks "18 carrat?"







"Nar a bone tha daft bugger"


*Waits for people not to get it*
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14th Nov 07 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats worse
Kathryn W
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Matt H
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Needs the accent to make it work I think
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Nick-S
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that was quite poor


bigdan
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dont get it
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quote:
Originally posted by bigdan
dont get it
Wrighty
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matt u daft bugger

Matt H
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You'd need to know how people from Barnsley speak

Carl will piss himself at this, as will anyone else from that area
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care to explain then
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14th Nov 07 at 17:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
18 = Eating. I got it straight away.
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Needs the accent to make it work I think

I read with the accent and it was terrible
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Originally posted by Ian
18 = Eating. I got it straight away.


thats because we speak properly and you dont
Marc
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Like fuck you speak properly you southerner.
Joe
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Matt your a special lad.
Tom
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Family in leeds, second nature to hear everything in a leeds accent easily
Matt H
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Barnsley accent is proper wierd, not like the normal Yorkshire accent

But at least they don't all saand like cants
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
18 = Eating. I got it straight away.

 
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