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Mike GSi
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1st Jan 08 at 20:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im trying to convince my gf that this a complete load of gash, but she wants to get one for her Corsa sport. just after some opinions really.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/20BHP-POWER-MOD-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-CALIBRA-CORSA-TIGRA_W0QQitemZ370008206757QQihZ024QQcategoryZ72205QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
ShEp
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1st Jan 08 at 20:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Please take her to the bedroom

gag her
tie her up

and slap her
Colin
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1st Jan 08 at 20:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its a resistor....that makes your car overfuel iirc. Bad news!!
Haimsey
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1st Jan 08 at 20:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:

Buy two, get a thrid free


Why would you do that give them to your mates

Marcy Marc

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Haimsey
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
Please take her to the bedroom

gag her
tie her up

and cock slap her




Marcy Marc

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ShEp
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1st Jan 08 at 20:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
even better ^^^ turn it into a game
Huwsi
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1st Jan 08 at 20:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Use them all on your car and get 60 bhp


Excuse for new engine then

[Edited on 01-01-2008 by Huwsi]
Mike GSi
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1st Jan 08 at 20:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thank you....shes decided not to purchase one...

Although now she wants a Red Gear stick gator to match the red bumpstrips......last week it was red window wipers....whatever next
Steve
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1st Jan 08 at 20:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a boot to the minge perhaps
Haimsey
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Get her the alcantara sets from classifieds At least it will be quality, albeit red.

Marcy Marc

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ShEp
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A left hook in the badger is what she need tbf.
Haimsey
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
A big hook in the badger is what she need tbf.


Ok, gagging her was ok. Sado masichistic (sp) stuff is just wrong

Marcy Marc

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Huwsi
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1st Jan 08 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
A left hook in the badger is what she need tbf.



c20let
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1st Jan 08 at 20:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
a boot to the minge perhaps


Mike
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1st Jan 08 at 20:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mike you need to be having serious words with your missus

If she doesn't listen I'd advise moving onto Steve or ShEp's advice
Mike GSi
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1st Jan 08 at 20:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
done all of the above and she still wants it all, also she would like some red valve caps ffs
Mike
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1st Jan 08 at 20:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell her to invest in some red contact lenses, job done
Corsa_Joel
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1st Jan 08 at 20:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
BARGAIN IM GONNA BUY ONE BEFORE THEY SELL OUT
Corsa_Joel
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1st Jan 08 at 20:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
....to be fair before I joined this site I probably would of bought one thinking it would work
Mike GSi
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1st Jan 08 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
check out the feedback asif there is that many mugs out there
Kurt
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1st Jan 08 at 21:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can you not shut her up with a red ring?
Wrighty
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1st Jan 08 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they stop corsas ticking over. end of
GTS-T Rob
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1st Jan 08 at 21:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
got to remember though

'Comes complete with FREE Cable Tie'

 
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