Fonz
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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while
she was sleeping. Tell me Mary Margaret, who
created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Paulie who
was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and
jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her
class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret,
"Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Paulie came to the and stuck Mary Margaret in the
butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun
once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret
fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve
say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Paulie came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If
you stick that damn thing in me one more time,
I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted...........
Edit: yes Leighton i meant Warm! typo  ediited!
[Edited on 08-02-2008 by Fonz]
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Adam-D
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gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Leighton
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did you mean warm?
and the email i got ended in
"I'll break it in half and shove it up your arse"
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johnhara1
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No need for "the nun fainted"
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deano87
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