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Huwsi
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7th Feb 08 at 14:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shane
just cum over the keys and leave a little note to say what you have done



drbeansri
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7th Feb 08 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
remove all the mainly used keys.

A. E . I . O U.
drbeansri
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7th Feb 08 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
THAT will piss anyone off/
Tommy L
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7th Feb 08 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Remove it, and leave a note saying fuck off where the keyboard was, Signed Nath x
Graham88
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7th Feb 08 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Swapping letters around is the best idea

Have you tried asking politely for him to sort the keyboard?
Nath
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7th Feb 08 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
Swapping letters around is the best idea

Have you tried asking politely for him to sort the keyboard?


Its a bit of an irrational hatred IMO. I'd sound even more nuts asking him to change it. It doesn't seem to bother anybody else

Sabotage FTW.
Steve
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7th Feb 08 at 16:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get him one of those floppy rubber keyboards
Timbaland
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7th Feb 08 at 16:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Swap it with yours and type loud as fuck til he asks you to change it, Then get it changed and the office is quiet again.
Nath
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7th Feb 08 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
Swap it with yours and type loud as fuck til he asks you to change it, Then get it changed and the office is quiet again.


IvIarkgraham
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7th Feb 08 at 20:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cant be as loud as barnshaws
Adam-D
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7th Feb 08 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just bugger the space bar or enter key
pow
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7th Feb 08 at 21:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ive done it before yes...
Robin
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7th Feb 08 at 21:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My brother had someone removed from his office for this they were disrupting the whole workforce, so they were relocated to another department
TomWilly
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7th Feb 08 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just swap like the "a" and "s" keys or the "n" and "m" around, see if he notices, failing that cut the fucking wire in half and see if he notices then
Robin
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7th Feb 08 at 21:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
does he sit opposite anyone?
Kyle T
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8th Feb 08 at 09:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
After reading this thread I rearranged my bosses keys WANKER is the new QWERTY

He's going away next week, so going to plant some cress in there methinks

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gianluigi
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8th Feb 08 at 09:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsom99Ds43U

take note
gavin18787
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8th Feb 08 at 09:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just get a load of sugar from the staff room and pour it over it, will take ages to get out and make it all crunchy and horrid

Plus only takes you seconds

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strick206
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8th Feb 08 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nath, you're trying to be to creative, just steal his keyboard and stick it in the bin
Teddy
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8th Feb 08 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stay behind after work.
Throw said keyboard out window.

Everyone will know you did it, but will respect you for taking decisive action.
Whittie
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Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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8th Feb 08 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Teabag it with your balls when nobody is in the office. Or do it with his mug, wipe your balls all round the rim, and watch him drink his drink.. Take a picture and e-mail it for added effect
Scotty_B
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8th Feb 08 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Take off S T F U keys and stick them to his monitor.
gavin18787
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8th Feb 08 at 19:09   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Take off S T F U keys and stick them to his monitor.




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Hoddo
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8th Feb 08 at 19:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
take a picture of his keyboard and write a ransom note.

draw round the keyboard with chalk then remove it like a crime scene!

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