corsaC_on_18s
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Registered: 29th Dec 02
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A boy racer is flying down at 30mph zone doing 107mph.
and a cops pull him over.
He asks to see his driving licence and the boy racer replies
" i dont have one"
Cop= what do you mean......who owns this car?
Boy racer= Some women! I killed her a took her car!
Cop= What the fcuk.... how did you kill her?
Boy racer= I shot her in the head with a sawn off shotgun and bunged her in the boot "along wit his ICE"
Cop= So your telling me theres a dead women in your boot?
Boy racer = Yes sir
The cop takes the keys of the driver and calls for backup,
Backup arrives and the Head cop comes over to the car.
the boy racer holds out his licence "before he's asked" and gives it to the cop
"there you go"
The cop is confused and asked to look in the boot...He does and theres nothing there!
His head is pickled
Cop= I dont understand this but my partner said you shot some women fcuked her in the boot and stole her car!!!!!!
AND THE BOY RACER REPLIES....
" THE DIRTY BASTARI) , I BET HE SAID I WAS SPEEDING AS WELL! "
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Meat-Pie-SRI
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Registered: 10th Apr 02
Location: Berkhamsted, Drives Mk4 R32
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 classic
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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ill try that tommrow
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DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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old joke the otha versino yeast was better
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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yea the proper version is more funnier,
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GT4Brody
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Registered: 26th Sep 01
Location: south
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hehehe, yeah funny heard it b4 tho!
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SueTelf
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Registered: 30th Dec 02
Location: Doncaster
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i read that sumwer b4.... bet it wudnt work on da cops here..
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