jaffa
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Registered: 27th Mar 00
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> > Girls' English
> > Yes = No
> >
> > No = Yes
> >
> > May-b = No
> >
> > "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
> >
> > " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
> >
> > We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
> >
> > "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
> >
> > " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
> >
> > " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
> >
> > "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
> >
> > " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
> >
> > " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Guy's English
> >
> > " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
> >
> > " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
> >
> > " I'm tired " - I'm tired
> >
> > " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with
> > you.
> >
> > " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
> >
> > " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
> >
> > " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
> >
> > "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
> >
> > " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
> >
> > " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma
> > are you going through now?
> >
> > " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
> >
> > "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
> >
> > " I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
> >
> > " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
> >
> > " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person
> > and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
> >
> > " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with
> > other guys.
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Adam-D
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nice one
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Andy GSi
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true
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gangstergal69
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Location: West Sussex
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funny!!
but .......... well old!!
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jaffa
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quote:
Originally posted by gangstergal69
funny!!
but .......... well old!!
old uns are the best uns 
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gangstergal69
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hehehe!! true!! 
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BabyBlade
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lmao
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