d4za
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A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1 0 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
The End
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Whittie
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BarnshaW
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ur thread title was correct, that was a crap joke. seriously crap
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
ur thread title was correct, that was a crap joke. seriously crap
i agree with this lunatic
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Charlton
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i  ED but dont know why
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SVM 286
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