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aewajd
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   14th Feb 09 at 20:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What's worse than waking in the morning with pube's between your teeth?



Waking to find a lump in your throat and a bit of string hangin out of your mouth
Daniel_Corsa
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14th Feb 09 at 20:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by aewajd
shit


April '06' Corsasport Feature Car | Aug '08' Total Vauxhall Feature Car | Spring '09' Fast Car Feature Car
Mobby
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14th Feb 09 at 20:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but still shit
alan-g-w
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14th Feb 09 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A guy finds a lamp, rubs it and the Genie within grants him 3 wishes for freeing him. The man tells the Genie his 3 wishes and is told that they will come into effect within the next few weeks.

After the first two weeks, the man gets his first two wishes of unlimited finanaces and a brand new Ferrari. But after waiting for another 7 weeks he starts to think the third isn't going to come true, although not entirely bothered having got the first couple granted.

But then he was sitting one night on the 8th week when he heard a chap at the door. He answered to find two guys wearing Klu Klux Klan outfits, one of them holding a noose. They inform him that they're here regarding his third wish. 'What wish?' the man asked, to which they replied 'You wished to be hung like a black man, right?'
Charlton
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14th Feb 09 at 20:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
best thing about shagging 24 year olds.....?













theres 20 of them!!
Mobby
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14th Feb 09 at 20:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Charlton
best thing about shagging 24 year olds.....?













theres 20 of them!!
Charlton
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14th Feb 09 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mobby
quote:
Originally posted by Charlton
best thing about shagging 24 year olds.....?













theres 20 of them!!


yep got sent that off my boss at work.
Mobby
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dosnt sound a bad boss at all
timmee
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as a mark of respect fosters have temporarily stoped selling the larger across australia






well you wouldn't want a warm beer, would you??
Matty SRi
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Whats the most embarrassing thing for a man??



Walking into a wall with a hard on and breaking your nose
Tom A
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14th Feb 09 at 23:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I bought Jade Goody's calendar the other day.

Bit of a rip off as it only goes up to april!
Matty SRi
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14th Feb 09 at 23:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom A
I bought Jade Goody's calendar the other day.

Bit of a rip off as it only goes up to april!



Good but bad in a way lmao haha

 
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