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Patrick
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate has just bought one. I'm pissed off now, I did have the fastest car out of all my mates now his is. 0-60 is around 4.5secs! 1/4 mile is around 13.5

My car will never be as fast as that so I might have to get a TVR Oh shit, I have kids. Thats that idea out of the window!
ajscorsa
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
buy an elise and tune it a tad. or slash his tyres
Sooty
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
My mate has just bought one. I'm pissed off now, I did have the fastest car out of all my mates now his is. 0-60 is around 4.5secs! 1/4 mile is around 13.5

My car will never be as fast as that so I might have to get a TVR Oh shit, I have kids. Thats that idea out of the window!


Your mates must not have had fast cars then
Patrick
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He has already tuned his a tad and is running 190bhp, plus I wouldn't copy him and even if I did a Lotus Elise wouldn't be very practical with two kids!
ajscorsa
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why not just sit one on each knee. dont see the problem
ajscorsa
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or steal his engine and put it in the corsa
Patrick
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Your mates must not have had fast cars then



They must be like you then!

I have a 170bhp Corsa and a 160bhp Fiesta RS Turbo!

They have..

Puma 1.7 16v
Fiesta 1.6 Zetec S
Escort RS Turbo
306 convertable
Fiesta 1.1 bonus
and now one fucker has a 190bhp Elise!
Patrick
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by ajscorsa
or steal his engine and put it in the corsa


The reason Elise's are so fast is not because of the engine it's cos they weigh so little!
Pablo
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
or steal his engine and put it in the corsa


The reason Elise's are so fast is not because of the engine it's cos they weigh so little!


MarkM
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They are nice cars though...
Sam
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
I have a 170bhp Corsa and a 160bhp Fiesta RS Turbo!

They have..

Puma 1.7 16v
Fiesta 1.6 Zetec S
Escort RS Turbo
306 convertable
Fiesta 1.1 bonus
and now one fucker has a 190bhp Elise!


I bet that Fiesta 1.1 kicks your Corsa ass!
Patrick
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He's got alloy look hub caps so probably yes!
MarkM
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is he a loser this fiesta 1.1 driver?
Patrick
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22nd Apr 03 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nah, he is a top bloke. He just doesn't give a shit about cars, spends all his money on designer clothes and women! He just has a car for an A to B job and thats all!

 
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