Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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Carl, you sure it wasn't just your birds way of trying to tell you to do one? 
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Richie B
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Registered: 18th Apr 04
Location: Newcastle
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Originally posted by AndyKent
Me and a mate always used to do the Budweiser 'waaazzzzuuuuuppp' thing whenever we called each other.
I rang once and did a really long one only to find it was his mum who had answered while my mate was driving them to hospital as his nan (his mums mum) had just died 
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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Originally posted by Joe
Carl, you sure it wasn't just your birds way of trying to tell you to do one?
A women could never be that ingenious.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Originally posted by Carl
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Originally posted by Joe
Carl, you sure it wasn't just your birds way of trying to tell you to do one?
A women could never be that ingenious.
A women?
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
An ex of mine rang me at our old house, and repeated a "suggestive" text I'd sent down the phone.
She didn't however realise that Dad and I sound exactly the same on the phone, and she was telling him all the stuff I'd said.
He just waited til she'd finished saying her bit, then replied with... "Hang on a minute, I'll just get Ash for you."
Back of the net! 
Incidentally, is ''I'll get Ash for you'' sneaky code for ''popping off for a crafty wank'' at your house dear? 
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dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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Originally posted by Carl
Me and a mate were once bored so decided to send rude messaged to our other halfs and see what we got back, so we thought of something really graphic and sent it at the same time. It was something along the lines of " i want to shove my big throbbing penis into your wet pussy" some bollox like that. Anyway about 5 mins later I got a message back;
"Keep away from my daughter"
My girlfriend's mum had only picked her phone up while she was in the shower and decided to open the text. My mate was in stitches, literaly pissing his self. I shit it and felt a right plank next time I saw her mum, probably about a month later or so as I avoided her for ages. I don't think I've sent a dirty message since.
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Carl
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Originally posted by Joe
Carl, you sure it wasn't just your birds way of trying to tell you to do one?
A women could never be that ingenious.
A women?
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