Hammer
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PMSL 
I am more stupid than a mutt 
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Originally posted by myke
Embarassing things that your glad no-one else see's
My winky.
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mart08uk
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haha, funny thread.. i was on holiday and walking along the beach, walked face first into a low peir and landed on my back wondering what happened
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Deadude
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Location: Spondon, Derby
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Originally posted by Hammer
Anyone else ran face first into a conservatory door?
I've done it numerous times in my mates house, damn his old dear and her sparkling clean glass
i kinda broke my nose doing this i was so excited by the pretty snow
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*JonnyG*
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Registered: 2nd Jun 08
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Originally posted by Deadude
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Originally posted by Hammer
Anyone else ran face first into a conservatory door?
I've done it numerous times in my mates house, damn his old dear and her sparkling clean glass
i kinda broke my nose doing this i was so excited by the pretty snow
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Daimo B
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Having to bend over and burst a highly pressured boil on my coxes.
It was like a scene from Kevin n Perry when the girls are popping infetions. All over the mirror.
Not to mention i was naked and bent over with tears running down my face as it was so painfull
This was only last night ha ha ha
So i've literally got a pain in my ass
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
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Ouch a boil on your coxes, don't fancy that
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JonnyJ
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Originally posted by Joe
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Originally posted by Bonney66
One when we went playing golf the other day after work. One of the lasds from work took his shot, Put his club in his bag, Turned to walk off and went head first into a tree and virtually knocked himself out. Unluckily for him everyone seen it
I did something similar, was in town talking to my mate. He was heading off the opposite direction, said bye, turned round to walk off, walked straight into a sign post.
Also, again whilst pissed in town. Was running accross the road, fucking about, was going to run behind the back of this car, but they saw me coming and slammed on the brakes, I ran straight into the rear quarter, bounced off and decked it big time. I'm sure I did some form of somersault. Although people saw that, was embarassing as fuck!
I was pissed up in york one night and suddenly thought it would be a good idea to try and jump over a moving car coming across me (fuck knows how i thought i would manage it) so i jumped car drove passed and i landed flat on my face in the middle of the road, smashing my watch in the process. Luckily i was too pissed to care
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Matt L
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other than walking into conservetory doors when i was younger lol nothing i can think of.
although reminds me of a lad who was walking infront of me in college and face planted the door as it was locked was so hard to laugh so loud at the time, had to wait till he walked off
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Faye_2003
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Location: the gutter :(
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I was on a friends laptop once checkin my usual web pages and her computer must have had some sort of virus or whatever and as her dad and brother sat down in the same room one of them porno windows came on the screen with this black guy waving his member around shouting "go on! click for dick!".
They thought I'd clicked on porn I went bright red. 
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moka
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told some random person on msn where my mum was from when he asked. next thing i know my account had been hacked. (secret question)
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Cole
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daimo you want to get that looked at mate i have had the same thing its not a boil its a piloniadal sinus not good
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
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I leant back on my computer chair today, forgetting it had wheels, I leant back a bit further than intended
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Luke
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I once walked into the living room & tried pissing in the bin thinking it was the toilet.
Wouldn't want anybody watching me wanking either TBH.
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Shell
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Originally posted by Graham88
I leant back on my computer chair today, forgetting it had wheels, I leant back a bit further than intended
I've done that once and landed in the cupboard behind the computer desk. No one would help me up, too busy laughing. Cruel lol.
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taylorboosh
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well i hate spiders and creepy crawlies etc, lying in bed 1 night with no contacts in, sat up for some reason and a car pulled up outside and his headlights lit up the room, causgt a glimpse of a spider on me and panicked and tried to whack it off, however, it kept following me and i was getting more and more adjitated, gf wakes and turns on the proper light, she then starts laughing hystericly..............................turns out it was a bit of fluff on some thread from my t shirt
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