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Fonz
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9th Apr 09 at 08:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Popped into Focus on the way to work to get some rivets as we've run out and cant be arse waiting for an RS order to come through

ask where the rivets are as i walk in to save time looking and i get the two girls lookiing at me "rivets??"

explaining that they are "fasteners, like screws" i was sent to the right aisle, not able to find them i asked a passing shelf stacker...who was similarly confused!

am i asking too much?


anyway i found them in the end tucked at the end of the aisle at the bottom of the display!


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[Edited on 09-04-2009 by Fonz]
C2RL R
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tell them it's them things that looks like midget swords
_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
tell them it's them things that looks like midget swords




Use to use them with lego knight men, when they're swords went missing.
Ellis
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Asking girls for rivets is a big no no, I've heard of girls falling for left handed screw drivers in B&Q local to me...
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
tell them it's them things that looks like midget swords


Ren
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9th Apr 09 at 11:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I saw Focus, and then I saw RS - and assumed it was something to do with the car But even I know what Rivits are thanks to Secondary School DT.
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9th Apr 09 at 12:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

They don't get training to know what everything in the shop is!
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9th Apr 09 at 12:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

But they should know what the fuck a rivet is
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
They don't get training to know what everything in the shop is!


you don't get training to learn what bread and wine or eggs are but you just know
C2RL R
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they should have training on everything they sell though. they are shop assistants afterall. no use to anyone if they can't show you where different items are.
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why? Focus do much more than rivets.
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This is what does my head in. I work in a family run tool and hardware store. And every product we sell I have to know what it is and how it works so that when someone asks I don't look like one of the bellends in focus or b & q who dont have a clue..



>>>> Chris <<<<

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Definately, I agree they should be trained to know, but the company doesn't give them the training they need, so what can they do?! It doesn't make them a bellend. I dunno what a rivet is!
C2RL R
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they look like midget swords....
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellis
Asking girls for rivets is a big no no, I've heard of girls falling for left handed screw drivers in B&Q local to me...


Voice recording of someone trying funny sh1t like this over easter weekend needed
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9th Apr 09 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I went into halfords and motorworld by me, none of them knew what a clay bar was
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
I dunno what a rivet is!


Here you go Shelley

CorsAsh
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That's a midget sword Allan.
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When I was a garage door fitter all the dumb offices bints used to call them ribbits
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
That's a midget sword Allan.


It clearly is you will get fucked up tbh

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