16vKarlos
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First of all i would like to say, i got told these two jokes a long time ago by my best mates little brother.
Which for some odd reason have stuck in my head like mad.. Maybe Im just pathetic... but i quite liked them both
Q: What do you call a lesbien Dinosour?
A: Lick-a-lotta-puss
Q: What Do You Call A Gay Dinosour
A: Mega-Sore-Arse
Karlos
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DaveyLC
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Q. What do you call a Chinese Peadophile?
A. Fukemyung!
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DaveyLC
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Q. What do you call a Russian Prostitute?
A. Laydownyabitch.
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DaveyLC
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And I just remembered another...
A. What do you call an Indian Lesbian?
B. Mingeita!
[Edited on 03-06-2009 by DaveyLC]
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l15ter
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whats worse than saggy tits?
threads like these
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*JonnyG*
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bigboykarl
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quote: Originally posted by 16vKarlos
First of all i would like to say, i got told these two jokes a long time ago by my best mates little brother.
Which for some odd reason have stuck in my head like mad.. Maybe Im just pathetic... but i quite liked them both
Q: What do you call a lesbien Dinosour?
A: Lick-a-lotta-puss
Q: What Do You Call A Gay Dinosour
A: Mega-Sore-Arse
Karlos
you forgot to say
q: what do you call a peadophile dinosaur
a:barney
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