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Steve X16XE

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7th Jul 09 at 21:31

Who wants a kiss?

I have no idea how or who I got it off. You may even catch it just reading this. If so, you'll get a fat head just like me. LoL.

CorsAsh

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7th Jul 09 at 21:32

Congratulations on your melon sized bollocks.

DannyB

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7th Jul 09 at 21:33

Enjoy eating through a straw for 3 weeks.

Ben G

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7th Jul 09 at 21:34

i had that a few years ago.

they're being serious when they say relax. it can spreasdd to your balls and make you infertile

best of luck mate, i'm yet to see whether my spunk can reproduce

Ben G

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7th Jul 09 at 21:35

oh and the pain of eating is way too much so stick to soup

Seegeemusic

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7th Jul 09 at 21:38

I had it few weeks ago, caught it off a mate. Dont think mine was that bad really managed to eat ok & my balls were fine HA!

pow

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7th Jul 09 at 21:43

WTF does mumps do to your balls?

CorsAsh

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7th Jul 09 at 21:48

Makes them huge and infertile.

alan-g-w

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7th Jul 09 at 21:48

quote:
Originally posted by pow
WTF does mumps do to your balls?

A strange medical phenomenon called mumping. They 'inflate' to four times their normal size.

[Edited on 07-07-2009 by alan-g-w]

Steve X16XE

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7th Jul 09 at 21:53

Well balls are good so far and eating is a bit hard. It's hard to chew. My ears and ringing more than normal and all my body is aching. As long as it stays away from my balls I'll be ok.

Steve X16XE

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7th Jul 09 at 21:55

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
quote:
Originally posted by pow WTF does mumps do to your balls?
A strange medical phenomenon called mumping. They 'inflate' to four times their normal size. [Edited on 07-07-2009 by alan-g-w]

I can't wait for that to happen.

CorsAsh

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7th Jul 09 at 22:02

Wank like you've never wanked before.

Steve X16XE

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7th Jul 09 at 22:18

LMAO! Cheers Ash.

CorsAsh

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7th Jul 09 at 22:20

Trust me, I'm a designer.

Dom

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7th Jul 09 at 22:24

Had it when i was younger, really fucked me over for about two weeks - lost weight and had the ball thing going on, wasn't pleasant. Best thing i found was ice packs on the bollocks, eased some of the pain down there

Steve X16XE

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7th Jul 09 at 23:22

I'm trying to eat some food now. Damn, I've never had my mouth hurt so much!

I can't loose weight! It's taken me almost 26 years to get up to 11 stone. I'll be dead by the time it takes me to get it back.

morpheus22

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8th Jul 09 at 08:10

dont worry steve if it does spread to your balls it wont be a great loss

Carl

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8th Jul 09 at 21:47

I've had it, got it in my bollock, horrible pain, not sure if i'm in fertile now.

Ben G

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8th Jul 09 at 21:58

better get on with making a girl pregnant then carl

Carl

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8th Jul 09 at 22:14

I'll be devo'd if I am, ignorance is bliss for now.

Dom

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8th Jul 09 at 22:26

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
I've had it, got it in my bollock, horrible pain, not sure if i'm in fertile now.

likewise, perhaps i should have got tested after but hey ho

Jenko_Sport

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8th Jul 09 at 23:35

I had it a few years back realy bad, looked like chunk off the goonies

Steve X16XE

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9th Jul 09 at 00:01

I look like fat Gaz from 2 Pints of Lager and a packet of crisps.

The eating thing is really doing my head in. I feel fine... untill I have to chew something. Tried bread in soup, nope. I just can't believe how much it hurts.

I've bought loads of painkillers from Asda earlier. The woman looked at me strange (might have been because of my fat head) but I just said to her that i'm going to take them all at once. No i'm not going to do an "Eck" I just said it to to see the reaction on her face. She shouldn't have judged

Steve X16XE

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9th Jul 09 at 00:02

Oh and balls are still good so far.

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