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A feminist visits Kabul after the fall of the Taliban and is disgusted to find that women must walk 5 places behind the men. 1year later she revisits and finds that to her delight men must now walk 5 paces behind men. she asks her interpreter "what bought on the change?" he replied, "Land mines".

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An RAF fighter pilot was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane, with a machine gunner on board each. Sensing danger he shot them both down. Back at base he got a right bollocking. Apparently they were Allied Carpets

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