Twiggy
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Mate of a Mates Mate.....Agrees to pop round to her mates house to keep an eye on the family dog while they go away for 3 weeks. She checks the 1st day and the dog has died!!! Shiting her pants she calls a Vet and says if i slip you £50 will you "keep it on ice" and say i took it in and its now died. The Vet agreed and said bring it in. This bird is in central London with no car. So she puts the dog in her suitcase on wheels  gets on the tube heading for the Vets. When she gets off the tube she is greeted with a massive flight of stairs!! Lucky for her a nice man spots her issue and offers to carry the bag up for her, as he is doing this she is praying that zip holds...(Big dog!) When he gets to the top she is half way up and he should "cheers for the bag love" and runs off! Little does he know whats inside!
**It may not be upto basic english standard but you will get the jist**
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*JonnyG*
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Registered: 2nd Jun 08
Location: Lincolnshire
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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not true surely
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oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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mate of a mate of a mate.....sure your not doyle??
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Feck off that didnt happen!!
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mark_gsi
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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sounds a bit funny to me lol
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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hmm!
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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That didnt happen did it?
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noshua
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Registered: 19th Nov 08
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=223742&in_page_id=2
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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Lol @ the caption under the photo: A dog, not in a suitcase... Fucking well done lol.
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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i heard this story years ago, im sure some comedian uses it in a set..
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Spiritinthesky
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Registered: 3rd Mar 09
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Yawn.
http://www.msxbox-world.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t14262.html
There's 5 million versions of it.
[Edited on 29-09-2009 by DannyB]
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