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JonnyJ
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18th Oct 09 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your dancing away, having a jolly good night in Newcastle, someone gets you some fucked up shots and then everything is a blank and you wake up in a hospital bed with heart monitor pads all over you and tubes everywhere

My mates have been piecing the missing 3 hours of my life together and in the time between having my last shot and waking up this morning i did the following:

Tried it on with every bird who came near me
Actually somehow succeeded with 2 of them, fuck knows how, they were probably munters
Got chucked out the club
Had a nap in some soil
Got dragged down the street by my mates only for my jeans to fall down
I got 2 massive bruises on my knees
Spewed in a taxi
And probably the best thing i said all night, a lass in the hospital asked me why i was in here, my reply? "I've got hiccups"

Man i wish i could remember last night
Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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18th Oct 09 at 18:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good birthday night out then laddie
Cosmo
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18th Oct 09 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fucking
Shell
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18th Oct 09 at 18:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jessiesaurus you complete LOON. Hahaha, I told you the outgoing you would have an effect...although this is a bit more extreme than I anticipated!
Ellis
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18th Oct 09 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good lad

We're proud of you, haven't got myself in that shape for a while
Joe
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18th Oct 09 at 18:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nice work Jonny, happy bday mate.
JonnyJ
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18th Oct 09 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cheers lads, it makes it all worth while knowing my irresponsibility is respected on here.

Oh and on the train journey home, i knew i was going to be sick, just as i was going to get up to go to the toilet some lad got up before me and beat me too it! Cue blind panic from me as i sprinted to the other end of the train, couldn't see i toilet so just spewed in the doorway inbetween the carriages

Some fit bird walked past while it was all mid flow too, I think secretly she liked me
Linch
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18th Oct 09 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats Newcastle for you
Matt L
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18th Oct 09 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FLOL @ hiccups
Whittie
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18th Oct 09 at 18:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fucking Lol

Mr James.... this weekend coming?
JonnyJ
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18th Oct 09 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Maybe Mr Whitfield, see how i feel, right now the word alcohol is a swear word to me

Oh and one thing that disappointed me last night, yeah the nurses maybe saved my life and what not but is it so hard to spell my name right? IT DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING H IN IT amateurs
Haimsey
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18th Oct 09 at 18:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Numpty

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gavin18787
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18th Oct 09 at 19:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Happy birthday mate

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Kurt
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18th Oct 09 at 20:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this reminds me of my 17th, i necked a bottle of vodka in about 30 mins and was in bed at home by 8.30 and i still cant remember any of it..

im 22 now
mart08uk
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18th Oct 09 at 20:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha always find it funny hearing about what you have done the previous night via mates Happy birthday
gavin18787
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18th Oct 09 at 20:09   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Remember getting a phone call the morning after my 21st to say that some dirty fucker has shat in the bath at my mates flat

No one to this day has worked out who it was

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
mark_gsi
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18th Oct 09 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^^^ dirty twats
LukeS
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19th Oct 09 at 06:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
this reminds me of my 17th, i necked a bottle of vodka in about 30 mins and was in bed at home by 8.30 and i still cant remember any of it..

im 22 now


I did this at my mates 18th, woke up shaking
Jenko_Sport
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19th Oct 09 at 06:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good effort lad haha
bigboykarl
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19th Oct 09 at 06:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
got this t shirt...lol
Charlton
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19th Oct 09 at 07:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Linch
Thats Newcastle for you


x2
Tom
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19th Oct 09 at 08:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good but Bad times

Please feel a little ashamed or you'll be getting in states like this every time you go out (just messing!)

 
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