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Author Guide to HEFFER
dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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5th Dec 09 at 14:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I love the way my fiancee is, she flits between 'Neutral' and 'Lightweight Moosepig' on this scale, but only because of the size of her boobs
jezza
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5th Dec 09 at 17:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol love this.

My ex was neutral but by the end was a lightweight moosepig, current girl flits between a bo peep and PERT!
SetH
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5th Dec 09 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
I love the way my fiancee is, she flits between 'Neutral' and 'Lightweight Moosepig' on this scale, but only because of the size of her boobs


The best kind, effectively off PERT but with moosepig boobs, these specimens are incredibly rare and highly saught after.
Seany
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Registered: 13th Dec 06
Location: Dunfermline, Fife : Drives Astra cdti Sri
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5th Dec 09 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
got with a light weight moosepig last night udders of epic saggy proportions.
its true fat chicks try harder.
SetH
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5th Dec 09 at 20:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Seany
got with a light weight moosepig last night udders of epic saggy proportions.
its true fat chicks try harder.


I cannot tell you enough of how much I approve of this
DaveyLC
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Location: Berkshire
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5th Dec 09 at 20:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by DaveyLC
I prefer girls around 12/14


Oh. My. GOD!!!

Shocking, yet refreshingly honest all the same Dave.


Girls with meat on their bones actually have a female figure, I cant stand girls that look like eleven year old boys, thats just wrong wrong wrong
IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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6th Dec 09 at 11:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gotta love an eleven year old boy
SVM 286
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6th Dec 09 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by DaveyLC
I prefer girls around 12/14


Oh. My. GOD!!!

Shocking, yet refreshingly honest all the same Dave.


Girls with meat on their bones actually have a female figure, I cant stand girls that look like eleven year old boys, thats just wrong wrong wrong


A lot of them still do when they are 12 to 14 though. It's usually best to let them mature another year or so and they start to fill out nicely.
leon.
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Registered: 24th Jun 08
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6th Dec 09 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my gf is size 6 so shes bo peep wtf does that mean?
AK
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Location: Aberdeen City
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6th Dec 09 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
means she is skinny

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