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Author lmfao worst possible "date" ever
DaveyLC
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13th Dec 09 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
quote:
Originally posted by richc
Why dont u just sit on the bog...and force ur cock into the toilet. It will be pushing up and touching the bowl, but you can wash your cock later, job done


Because its painful?


I'd rather have a sore cock than be trying to rince my own shit down the plug hole!
Paul_J
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13th Dec 09 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it gets worse mate, i'm going through his youtube vids he freaks out every girl he talks to.
random dav
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Mega wierdo

WRLFC !

Project cars
Paul_J
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fuck this guy is a fucking freak

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=532560
noshua
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Needs to sort his head out!
Paul_J
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13th Dec 09 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
here

http://www.youtube.com/user/Malodrax#p/u/27/OTn1IHt_APk

he tells this girl that his mum has slit her wrists... and he came in and saw her there dying...

(I wouldn't be surprised if he killed her himself)
sand-eel
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Total mental case, a bird said she had a BF so he says that they can be friends instead, yeah I just met you but lets be friends
Dan295
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he doesnt piss in a public toilet, i know a few people that are like that, his custom made sex doll is FUCKED UP
Dom
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RCoughtrie
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lmfao
ed
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Why didn't he just go for a shit. Everyone shits and air freshener is there to cover the smell.
ashleh
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14th Dec 09 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
quote:
Originally posted by richc
Why dont u just sit on the bog...and force ur cock into the toilet. It will be pushing up and touching the bowl, but you can wash your cock later, job done


Because its painful?


I'd rather have a sore cock than be trying to rince my own shit down the plug hole!


I'm guessing he didn't originally plan to wash shit off himself in some randomers bath tub though lmao .
Dan295
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14th Dec 09 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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DaveyLC
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14th Dec 09 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
quote:
Originally posted by richc
Why dont u just sit on the bog...and force ur cock into the toilet. It will be pushing up and touching the bowl, but you can wash your cock later, job done


Because its painful?


I'd rather have a sore cock than be trying to rince my own shit down the plug hole!


I'm guessing he didn't originally plan to wash shit off himself in some randomers bath tub though lmao .


Judging by the other shit he does I wouldnt be suprised if it was all intended!
ashleh
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14th Dec 09 at 16:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
quote:
Originally posted by richc
Why dont u just sit on the bog...and force ur cock into the toilet. It will be pushing up and touching the bowl, but you can wash your cock later, job done


Because its painful?


I'd rather have a sore cock than be trying to rince my own shit down the plug hole!


I'm guessing he didn't originally plan to wash shit off himself in some randomers bath tub though lmao .


Judging by the other shit he does I wouldnt be suprised if it was all intended!


you have a point. lmao it still makes me laugh just thinking about it.

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