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Tommy L
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13th Jan 10 at 16:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather:



Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen:



Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million saving)

Value-added benefits are:

- a 22 year old
- no begging
- no coaxing
- never a headache
- happily agrees to all requests
- no complaining
- no honey-do lists
- and has 2 legs

Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
Neo
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13th Jan 10 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She isnt too bad either Although probably getting a bit loose now i'd of thought.

Kristen i'm talking about btw !
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13th Jan 10 at 16:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
now thats a valid arguement

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Good work
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epic post tom
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Cosmo
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Bargain.
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Another fringe benefit would have been that the hooker probably wouldn't have striped him up with another leech-like kid, in the way the whore did.
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bahaha

 
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