Marc
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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska a few years back was $80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Betty came home to find Jerry in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle..
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany ..
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 0 am, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural..
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 110 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 110 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 110 , Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Simon
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Surely not even an Iraqi terrorist would be stupid enough to put his return address on a bomb
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Twiggy
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fpmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
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ok
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Marc
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I think you mean OK Oceansoul.
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noshua
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Hello 1998, long time no see.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp
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Marc
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Oh noez.
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
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I lol'd
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MoesTavern
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Registered: 19th Jul 07
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I've heard about a million variations of that electric current/broken arm one
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oceansoul
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I think you mean OK Oceansoul.
Or do i??
Tbh i just re-read them and there actually quite funny. Must not have been in a reading mood this morning at work 
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nathy_87
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Awesome, never seen them before.
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