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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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18th Feb 10 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

stolen from ed38

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=62
Saw this on another forum, thought I'd share, there is sooo much funny stuff on this site just click on all emails at the top to view them all.
Enjoy
sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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18th Feb 10 at 14:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"One time he killed an entire truck of insurgents using just a fork from his salad."

must be a hero
Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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18th Feb 10 at 14:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


why would you advertise someone to pick up your 10year old girl.
Peadophiles (sp) dream

[Edited on 18-02-2010 by Budgie]
LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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18th Feb 10 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dean,

Don't lie to me. I know what rectify means, and the fact that you want to do it with an Xbox is disgusting. I can't even imagine how it is possible to do it with something that big, or what kind of pleasure that could possibly bring to a pervert like you. Regardless, I want my Xbox to be fixed, not to be violated and returned to me covered in ass hairs and feces. I will just mail it back to where I bought it and hope that the warranty is not void.

Mike



Im in tears now
flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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19th Feb 10 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Original ad:
litter of 5 kittens. two orange, two black, one mixed-grey. all are three weeks old and looking for a good home!
From Yin Chang to *********@***********.org

hello

i buy all kitten you have. how much?

- yin chang

From ************@hotmail.com to Me

Sorry. These kittens are not being sold for food.




andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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19th Feb 10 at 14:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

these are brilliant, i think i need to read them when i'm not in work though

 
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