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DaveyLC

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12th Mar 10 at 11:47

...What would it be?

Funnier the better

pow

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12th Mar 10 at 11:56

I've told you you argumentitive cunt

SetH

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12th Mar 10 at 11:57

I would like to hold a Doctorate in HEFFER and be a professor of UDDER studies.

predictable I know but this is my lifes work.

adiohead

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12th Mar 10 at 12:00

EASY!!!

Gynaecologist

I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face

[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]

Matt L

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12th Mar 10 at 12:05

a doctor on the number 6

DaveyLC

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12th Mar 10 at 12:10

quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
EASY!!!

Gynaecologist

I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face

[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]

You sure you'd want to go that far?

"Hi Dr Adiohead, I've got a bit of a problem with an embarrasing smelly discharge from my mary, mind taking a look for me please?"

adiohead

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12th Mar 10 at 12:12

quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC

quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
EASY!!!

Gynaecologist

I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face

[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]

You sure you'd want to go that far?

"Hi Dr Adiohead, I've got a bit of a problem with an embarrasing smelly discharge from my mary, mind taking a look for me please?"

in those cases, i'd use my feet

*vomits*

A1EX

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12th Mar 10 at 14:04

quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
EASY!!!

Gynaecologist

I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face

[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]

lots of ppl say this, but not considering that 80% of the time you won't be getting hot chicks on your table, but fat, old, and generally gross women with huge hippy bush's, id be giving that one a miss.

I'd personally be a plastic surgeon

or a psychologist of sorts

Wrighty

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12th Mar 10 at 14:08

cosmology, heard its something to do with clowns who run bridal shops

J da Silva

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12th Mar 10 at 14:08

quote:
Originally posted by A1EX

quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
EASY!!!

Gynaecologist

I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face

[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]

lots of ppl say this, but not considering that 80% of the time you won't be getting hot chicks on your table, but fat, old, and generally gross women with huge hippy bush's, id be giving that one a miss.

I'd personally be a plastic surgeon or a psychologist of sorts

Your answer is too realistic and sensible to keep in tone with what the thread maker asked for.

A1EX

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12th Mar 10 at 14:24

true true

In that case a professor in female sciences

Bonney

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12th Mar 10 at 20:04

A doctor of thingy-mo-bobs.

Carl

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12th Mar 10 at 20:09

Playboy mansion in-house doctor.

sand-eel

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12th Mar 10 at 20:25

I would be a doctor from through the post in 20 years.

J da Silva

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12th Mar 10 at 21:10

I'd be a doctor in keepy ups.

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12th Mar 10 at 21:12

Biomedical Engineering.

Oh wait, give me two more years...

Fad

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12th Mar 10 at 21:28

Cosmetic surgeon

I'd give people third nipples and shit

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12th Mar 10 at 21:29

Are you only meant to have 2 nipples?

Fad

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12th Mar 10 at 21:30

I'd sort you out ed....that penis you always wanted....consider it yours

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12th Mar 10 at 21:31

Black and the size of a babies arm?

Fad

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12th Mar 10 at 21:32

You want a Negro plasty?

I will give you some boobs too....expect them to be fettled with whilst you are sleeping

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12th Mar 10 at 21:36

Will a bible be involved?

J da Silva

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12th Mar 10 at 21:38

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Will a bible be involved?

No, I would have thought it would mean he just sticky tapes Will Doyle on the top of your legs.

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12th Mar 10 at 21:56

Sticky tape, that reminds me of a different CS drinking sesh.

Ingham

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13th Mar 10 at 01:21

I'd have my doctorate in the studies of drunken, homeless bum fights for cash.

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