Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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I've met OJC. God he stinks.
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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Back in the day working at TkMaxx one of the female managers (who was a 25st fat fugly cunt) absolutely stunk of rancid gone-off milk. It was so bad that the local piss ridden tramps were a breath of fresh air when they used to walk through the store! Even when people tried to give hints by giving her bath products for presents or when the manager and head of security (who basically told her she stunk of shit and should grab a bath) had words resulting in her crying for a few days, she still didn't fucking wash! The smell made you gag and eyes water and just lingered in the air, it was fucking foul!
Also worked with a load of BO smelly fuckers, but they were bearable unlike the wench above 
[Edited on 27-04-2010 by Dom]
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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I fucking hate people who own dogs that fucking stink and make the people stink too. There was a lad I went to school with like this, his folks owned two massive dogs and he constantly stunk of shit/sweat/mould and was always covered in hair. I bet their house was something straight from Grime Busters
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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There was a guy at my old work that would stink of BO first thing on a morning. His keyboard and desk was covered in dandruff, he had a stack of train tickets and sweet wrappers and he wouldn't throw away coke cans and crisp packets.
We think somebody said something to him in the end as he started having a can of Lynx on his desk, he even asked me once if I had any on me. I shouted across to someone else as I knew he had some, by doing this though everyone knew 
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gravesy
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Registered: 21st Apr 10
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
I bet their house was something straight from Grime Busters
Jesus, forgot all about Mr Trebus. I bet that house stunk.
I worked with a bloke who smelt of mildew, it wasn't overpowering but it was a constant linger that had me mouth breathing for the whole day. I also had the misfortune of getting sent out to pick up some party food from Iceland on dole cheque day. The queue was full of rancid, special needs gypos.
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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We have a saying at work for smelly people, Whammy Hogroast..
Our whammy stinks of cigs, has yellow long uncut nails and b/o. He used to make brews for our master tech, bit he'd carry it down with his thumb in it :sick:
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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Theres a bloke in my village that cycles EVERYWHERE. Hes about 60 ish and I used to serve him in the local shop when I worked there, he always smelt of garlic
As if its not bad enough being a bicyclist but humming of shite aswell is a double-hitter.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
He used to make brews for our master tech, bit he'd carry it down with his thumb in it :sick:
...and now I'm done with my cuppa.
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p
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Registered: 20th Apr 04
Location: England
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Theres a bloke in my village that cycles EVERYWHERE. Hes about 60 ish and I used to serve him in the local shop when I worked there, he always smelt of garlic
As if its not bad enough being a bicyclist but humming of shite aswell is a double-hitter.
Was he French ?
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