Marc
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From Football365
'In a Sichuan hospital, China, a man has died after an eel was inserted up his anus. The eel entered the rectum and chewed away his bowels. The man, aged 59, worked as a chef. When opened up, medic found as 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum. The eel was dead. Reports are that the man claimed to have "eaten a lot of eel the previous day". Later, friends of the dead man claimed they had inserted the eel when the victim has been out cold from drink. It was a joke' - Anorak.co.uk.
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ashleh
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 what a way to go.
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Ben G
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fucking weird friends should be up for murder now.
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Nath
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adiohead
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuLpLPY0b0o
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!
Eels!
Eels (x14)
Give it up now!
Eels!
Eels, eels, give it up now!
Eels, eels, give it up now!
I was obselete
I couldn't hear the beat
Staggerin about on me old mans feet
I had one foot in the grave
But now I'm nu rave!
But now I'm nu rave!
It's a mash up!
Pie and mash up!
Elements of the past
And elements of the future
Comin atcha
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture!
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either...
[Edited on 30-04-2010 by adiohead]
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AndyKent
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Sounds more like the perils of having mental 'mates'
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Dav
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@ adiohead. First thing I thought of too!
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C2RL R
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i'd be well pissed off if my mates did that to me and i died from it
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wwwNOOBcom
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What kind of friends are those to stick a live eel up your bum
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Rick Draper
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FUCKING LOL
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mike56gte
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@adiohead!! i actualy burst out laughing when i read that comment! funny if they played that song at his funeral!
[Edited on 30-04-2010 by mike56gte]
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i'd be well pissed off if my mates did that to me and i died from it
pmsl
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