corsa-c-c
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I have a interview for a short term job and they want me to bring something that shows my personality and it needs to be green. I have no idea what to take. Any suggestions?
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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a bogey.
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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kermit costume?
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Fee
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what job is it, and describe yourself in a few words, so then we can try to think of something that fits
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
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Maybe something to do with your hobbies?
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Matt H
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Or go for cheese > Family photo, tell them you're a family man etc & that's what's important. They'll love that shit
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Fee
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if your family are green aliens
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Matt H
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Missed the green part
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Edd
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go get a 100 dollar bill ( a benjamin to us pimps)
write your phone number on it, walk in and place it between the interviewers tits(if its a guy his ass crack) and your golden
this covers the green part of the interview pretty well i think
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Ingham
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Registered: 9th May 08
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A green dildo.
It's green, shows you're willing to try new things and shows you're clean as you wiped your anus stains off it.
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sc0ott
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the hulk
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Ingham
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quote: Originally posted by sc0ott
the hulk
THIS.
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Tommy
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Registered: 24th Aug 00
Location: Essex, Colchester
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Take a spliff in with you !
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corsa-c-c
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quote: Originally posted by Fee
what job is it, and describe yourself in a few words, so then we can try to think of something that fits
Its a food host job, basically serving customers on a till and giving them their food at a table etc.
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Matt H
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Go dressed like these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXvwG8xKJI
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
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I would take these to cut through their bullshit
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saj_123
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Registered: 6th Jan 09
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
Go dressed like these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXvwG8xKJI
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AK
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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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what is your 'personality'
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SR91
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Registered: 21st Jun 08
Location: Lancashire.
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
Go dressed like these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXvwG8xKJI
I want one of them for a night out! :
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corsa-c-c
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Might take a green football.
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Matt H
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Least original idea EVER
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Hammer
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Walk in and state you are green with envy for the folk that already work for the company. They'll love that bullshit.
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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drink lots of wine and do a big green shit on their table.
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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Interviewer sounds like a hippy! Take a plant!
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