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Tomnova16
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30th May 10 at 08:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just saw this and it made me laugh

OH MY GOODNESS!!! (You just can't make this stuff up!!) When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch . What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude . She died three years ago.' The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.

The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day. And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts!

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LukeS
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bigboykarl
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS


this ...but with more
JaffaTB
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30th May 10 at 09:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sounds fake to me
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quote:
Originally posted by JaffaTB
Sounds fake to me
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30th May 10 at 12:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
You cannot make this up


I'm pretty sure someone did!

Ashes from a person bears no resemblance, what so ever, to cocaine.
Paul_J
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30th May 10 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a drug dealer called Hoochie... come off it.

 
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